Hyenas

(Two men talking)
"What did you like better, Jedi or the Empire Strikes back?"
"Empire"
"Blasphamy"
"Empire had the better ending!
I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off,
finds out Vader's his father,
Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett,
It end on such a down note,
I mean, that's what life is,
A series of down endings,
All Jedi had was a buncha muppets."

Chee sa, be cha ha wonky chewbacca (Jabba's voice)

Chewbacca!
(Chewie Groans)
Chewie!
(More Chewie Groans)
Chewbacca!
(MORE Chewie Groans)
Chewie
(Even MORE Chewie Groans)
Chewie, Is that you? (Han Solo's Voice)

OHHHHHHH,What a wookie!

Ha ha ha, no be cha can ho Han Solo (Jabba's Voice)

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(Pumbaa and Timon.)
"Which do you like better, The Hyenas or Scar?
Scar
Blasphamy
The Hyenas were funner!  
I mean their laugh is so cute,
and they are skittish and try to be so ebil,
Scar plots a long lost revenge
and dies in the end anyway
It ends on a sad note,
I mean, thats what life is,
A series of down endings.
All Scar is, is a big bully!

No king! No king! Fa la la la la la! (Shenzi the Hyena's voice)

Hyenas!
(B's giggle)
Hyenas!
(More of B's giggles)
Hyenas!
(More of B's giggles)
Hyenas!
(Evan more of B's giggles)

Bianca, is that you? (Timon's voice)

OHHHHHH< WHat a Hyena!

No king! No king! Fa la la la la la! (Shenzi the Hyena's voice)