(Two men talking)
"What did you like better, Jedi or the Empire Strikes back?"
"Empire"
"Blasphamy"
"Empire had the better ending!
I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off,
finds out Vader's his father,
Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett,
It end on such a down note,
I mean, that's what life is,
A series of down endings,
All Jedi had was a buncha muppets."
Chee sa, be cha ha wonky chewbacca (Jabba's voice)
Chewbacca!
(Chewie Groans)
Chewie!
(More Chewie Groans)
Chewbacca!
(MORE Chewie Groans)
Chewie
(Even MORE Chewie Groans)
Chewie, Is that you? (Han Solo's Voice)
OHHHHHHH,What a wookie!
Ha ha ha, no be cha can ho Ha
Winter Magic
Windows open to the landscape.
Intense weather bearing down upon us.
Night slowly over takes the daylight.
Time ends for a moment as dreams takeover.
Ever fading nightmares screaming inside.
Repeating the horror again and again.
Morning begins a new dawn of time.
Altering forever the evil of sleep.
Gently an aura takes over my mind.
Immense relief floods through me.
Calm has banished the fear forever.